He sees that the driver has been torn apart and strewn across the highway. He proceeds to take down his report.
"Arm... On in the ditch..." "A... R... M... In the D... I... T... C... H..."
Walks a bit further...
"Torso... T... O... R... S... O... in the ditch... D... I... T... C... H..."
Walks a bit further...
"Leg... In the car... L... E... G... in the C... A... R..."
Walks a bit further...
"Head... On the highway... H... I... W... erm... H... I... W... U... Uhhh...." "D... I... T... C... H..."
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