A woman who never went shopping alone got tired of needing an assistant to help her shop because she was mentally impaired. She swore that she wasn't and one day went to the store by herself to prove that she could make a purchase without help. She went to a store when TVs where 20% off. How smart of her, she thought. She browsed the aisles and found a nice little cheap device. She goes up to the cashier and says ''I would like to by this small TV.'' The cashier cashes the device and hands it to her; ''that'll be $99.99'' the cashier says. Thinking the cashier wants to rip her off, she proudly states,''Sir, I know for a fact that TVs are 20% off. If I'm correct, that should be $79.99. I'm not stupid.'' The cashier replies,''Sorry miss, I can't discount that.'' ''WHY?!'' the woman exclaims. The cashier simply replies,''That's a microwave.''
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