The Lawyers and Evil

Recently, a group of mathmaticians came to find a disturbing way
to prove that lawyers are evil (like we didn't already know
that). It goes something like....


The more money and time you have to waste, the more lawyers you
need to defend you. So...


MONEY x TIME = LAWYERS


We all know that TIME is MONEY, so we can use substitution to
find that...


MONEY x MONEY = LAWYERS


Now another thing that is said a lot is that MONEY is the root
of all EVIL. So therefore...
______
MONEY = / EVIL


Again we can use substitution to find that...
______ ______
/ EVIL x / EVIL = LAWYERS


Or, more simply...


EVIL = LAWYERS


We were right all along.