Q: Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A: so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties...
Q: Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A: Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.
Q: Why do men like masturbation?
A: Because it's sex with someone they love...
Q: Why are men like laxitives?
A: Because they irritate the shit out of you...
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