1. Please do not talk to my breast. You won't be meeting them.
2. If you want to control someone sleep with your remote.
3. I always choose chocolate over men-always.
4. 51% love goddess 49% bitch.
5. My sexual preference is NO.
6. MY body is a temple, now get on your knees and pray.
7. It's not the size that counts, it's... no, wait, size does
count.
8. Rrmember you horny peice of dirt, girls are made of sugar,
spice, and everything nace.
9. Men are like hardware floors, lay them right the first time
and you can walk all over them forever.
10. Save your breath for your inflatable date.
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