Medieval Pick-Up Lines
"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could
scabbard his sword, would you?"
"Been there, slain that."
"Your hovel or mine?"
"Pardon me, madam, but wouldeth thou like to see my longsword in action?"
"Every second of every hour of every day is like a thousand knives of fire
stabbing me in the heart. I long for thee incessantly, so much that mine
Sorrow seems without surcease. My alliteration is small comfort next to
the warm gaze of thine azure eyes. I crave the comfort of thine embrace
like some lost child cold and alone in the dark... So, you wanna fuck???"
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