Doctor: Sir, you need a heart transplant!
Patient: oh no! What can be done!
Doctor: we have two hearts available;
1. Is from a healthy donor who was very fit and was young. It is $10,000
2. Is from an obese, lazy alcoholic who did heroin. It is $20,000
Patient: why is the alcoholic's more expensive?
Doctor: he was a lawyer; it's never been used..
Sorry if it has been told; can't be arsed to find out.
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