Me too...

I don't get out much, but I managed to go to a local bar last night.
While there I was chatting this lovely girl.
In the end she thanked me for the attention but that she wasn't interested.
I asked why, and she said because she is a lesbian.

I had no idea what she was talking about.

"What's a lesbian?" I asked her.
She look at me puzzled and said "Really? Well you see her over there? I want to take her home with me and do naughty things to her in bed".

"Fuck me!" I said, "I'm a lesbian too..."

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