In College Too Long When...

* You consider McDonald's "real food"


* You actually like doing laundry at home


* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends


* It starts getting late on the weeknights


* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party


* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it


* You'd rather clean than study


* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal


* Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's a way of life


* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps


* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark


* You live for getting mail (E-mail included)


* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment


* Prank phone calls become funny again


* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on


* World War III could take place and you'd be clueless


* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate


* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth


* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime


* You find out milk crates had so many uses


* Wal-mart is the coolest store


* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday


* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long