McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac

In case you missed the article, someone found a condom in a McDonald's
hamburger recently. Here's David Letterman's explanation(s)....


The Top Ten List "McDonald's Excuses for the Condom in a Big Mac":


#10. We were test-marketing the new "McTrojan"..


#9. Condom, condiment-what's the damn difference?


#8. It still tastes better than the "Arch Deluxe"..


#7. It was either there or in the vanilla shake..


#6. It Turns out the rumors about Grimace and Mayor McCheese are true..


#5. We're experimenting with a new, even happier "Happy Meal"..


#4. So what-a regular Big Mac is 60% latex anyway..


#3. Employees too embarrassed to say, "Would you like condoms with that?"


#2. Drive-thru speaker broken-"Coke with lots of ice" sounded like
"prophylactic device"..


And the #1 McDonald's Excuse for the Condom in a Big Mac:


#1. When you're "servicing" billions and billions, you can't be too careful