Mayonnaise

An eight year old boy, and a nineteen year old boy with his girlfriend were going to bed.


The nineteen year old and his girlfriend were on the top bunk and the eight year old took the bottom bunk.


The couple on the top bunk wanted to have sex. But their was only one problem.....the eight year old on the bottom bunk. So the girl said let's make up keywords so we don't scare him. Lettuce will be harder and tomatoe will be rollover.


All through the night the only thing the puzzled boy heard was lettuce, tamatoe, lettuce, tomatoe, lettuce, tomatoe.


the couple was in the middle of their pleasure when the boy said.......


Would you guys stop making sandwiches up their, you're dripping mayonnaise on me