Mathematicians in CoD

3 math students were on spring break with their new Xboxes, and decided to go and play Call of Duty on it. The 3 were all crouched in a perfect spot to camp the opposing team, and brought out their sniper rifles.

Soon, someone comes into view of the number theory student. He quickly aims his sniper at the guy, fires, and one-shots.

Another guy comes into view of the calculus student. She attempts a quickscope, and nails the second opponent in the head. "Aww, I missed by the tiniest bit," she said.

Suddenly, a noob runs out from the enemy spawn, spamming an automatic. The statistics student gets a sniper, spins around while dropping, then... misses.

"360 NO SCOPE OWNED!" she shouts.

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