Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was
telling the others about the difficulty they were having in attempting to start
a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable." The second said,"
that's not the right word, she is inconceivable". To which the third replied,
"You are both wrong she is unbearable."
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