Martooni

A lady walks into a bar and says,'' Barkeep, gimme a martooni.'' The bartender
goes back and fixes her a martini. She downs it and says, ''Barkeep, gimme
another martooni.'' So he goes back and fixes her another martini. She downs
that, and just sits there and doesn't say anything. Finally after about 10
minutes bartender says,'' Would you like another?'' She says,'' Oh, no, I got
this terrible heartburn.''


The bartender says, ''Okay, there are three things wrong here:
Number 1: It's martini, not martooni.
Number 2: It's bartender, not barkeep, and
Number 3: You're not having heartburn, your boob's in the ash tray.''