In Heaven, there are two signs. One is "Men who listened and did everything their wives told them". There was a gigantic line. The other sign was "Men who did what they wanted to do", with only one person. An angel asks him how he feels being the only one.
"I feel normal," he said," My wife told me to stand here"
This joke is not mine nor do I consider it mine. Its a joke i found and wanted to share.
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