A man gets a call from his Doctor

Doctor says i have the results from your examination, im afraid i have some bad news and worse news

The man asks whats the bad news

Doctor says according to the report you will die in 24 hrs

The man says what can be worse than that

The Doctor says i have been trying to call you since yesterday

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