Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.

Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. - -Dave Platt Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. --Bruce Graham There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. --Unknown Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. --Anonymous Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. --Jeff Valdez In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. -- English proverb As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. -- Ellen Perry Berkeley One cat just leads to another. --Ernest Hemmingway Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. --Mary Bly Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. --Joseph Wood Krutch People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. --Faith Resnick There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. --Anonymous I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. --Hippolyte Taine No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me. --Unknown There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. --Albert Schweitzer The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. -- Ernest Menaul Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. Time spent with cats is never wasted. --Colette Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. --Missy Dizick You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats. --Colonial American proverb Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. --Joseph Wood Krutch I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic My husband said it was either him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes. Dogs have owners....cats have a staff.