A man fell asleep on the beach one day while laying on his back. When he woke up, his legs were blood red and starting to blister. He went to the emergency room. The doctor stuck him with so many needles, he passed out. When the nurse was looking over his chart, she noticed he was given morphine, hydrocortisone, and viagra. Curious, she asked the doctor what the viagra was for. He said, "Oh, well he's got morphine for pain, hyforcortisone for his blisters. The Viagra is to keep the sheet off his legs as not to cause anymore irratation then neccessary."
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