Man walks into a bar, asks the bartender "may I have a glass of water please" the bartender complies. Before the man gets to drink the water, the bartender pulls out a gun and aims it at his head. The man who asked for the glass of water, says "thank you" & walks out of the bar. Why did the man ask the bartender for a glass of water ?
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