A guy walks into a bar with a ten foot alligator. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, you cannot bring an alligator into the bar." The guy says, "This is a trained alligator. I've trained him. Here, I'll show you." He walks the alligator over to the bar and unzips his pants, pulls out his dick and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open with the man's dick inside. After about 5 minutes of talking other people in the bar about he trained that alligator, he pulls his dick out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "I think I've made my point. Anybody else want to try it?" A drunk man down at the end of the bar turns and says, "Yah, I'll try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
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