As a man is driving home from work when he gets a phone call from the hospital.
"Hello?"
"Is this Mr. Brown?"
"Yes. Who is this?"
"This is Dr. Smith from St Marys hospital and I wanted to let you know that your wife was in a car accident and she is in critical condition. You need to come right now."
The man starts to freak out and rushes to the hospital. He runs in through the emergency doors and is immediately confronted by the doctor.
"Are you Mr. Brown?"
"Yes...YES... where is my wife? Is she ok???!"
"Sir, your wife was in an awful car accident and she is non responsive from the neck down."
"OH MY GOD!" the man starts to break into tears.
"She will live, but you will have to bathe her everyday, feed her through a straw, and take care of her for the rest of your life."
The man looks at the doctor and says,"Why?? Why is this happening to me??!"
The doctor replies, "I'm just fucking with you. She was dead when she got here."
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