Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. "
"The others all died."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman
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