This one is from [Larry King himsself](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/24aw7s/i_am_larry_king_back_again_on_reddit_amaa/ch5au64)
Man goes to a doctor, and he says "I have bad news, and worse news."
The doctor says "The bad news is, you have cancer."
The patient says "That's terrible! What's the worst news?"
The doctor says "You also have Alzheimer's"
And the patient says "thank god I don't have cancer!"
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