Man goes into ice cream shop and asks for a chocolate ice cream cone. The clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, we are all out of chocolate, but we have strawberry, vanilla, and 29 other flavors." The man says, "ok, how about a chocolate sundae?" The clerk replies, "um, I'm sorry sir, but we are all out of chocolate, but we have strawberry, vanilla, and 29 other flavors." The man then says, "ok just give me a chocolate milkshake."
The clerk, exasperated says, "Look man, can you spell?"
Man: "uh, sure, I'm a school teacher."
Clerk: "OK, spell STRAW in strawberry"
Man: "s.t.r.a.w."
Clerk: "OK, spell VAN in vanilla"
Man: "v.a.n."
Clerk: "Now spell FUCK in chocolate"
Man: "but...there's no fuck in chocolate"
Clerk: "That's what I've been trying to tell you!!"
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