One day the mama shark decided that it was time to teach her baby how to hunt for food. She spots a cruise ship pulling into port and soon after the people are beginning to play in the water. Mama shark tells her baby "See those people in the water? I want you to go over there and swim three circles around them and then you can go in and eat" The baby shark does just like his mama told him. When he gets back, he asks " Mama, why do I have to swim around the people three times before I can eat them?" The mama shark replies "Because people always taste better when they aren't so full of shit!"
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