One day a mother and her son was walking in the park, the boy saw two dogs fucking. The boy asked, "Mommy, what are they doing?" Hesitating, she knew she had to come up with an answer and quick, she said, "Making cakes, hunnie." The next day they went to the zoo, the boy saw two monkies fucking, he asked the same question, and got the same answer. The next day the boy came up to his mother and said, "Mommy, I saw you and daddy making cakes in the den last night." Shocked, the mother asked, "Oh, how do you know?!?" The boy said, "Well, you were doing it like the monkies and the dogs we saw, and I licked the frosting off of the sofa."
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