I came up with this one in my head on a random day. Told it to some people, got good results, wonder what Reddit thinks? Sorry if this has been told before, but differently!
So I was in class with my buddy. We're getting close to graduation. Thus, all the teachers are forcing us to watch the dreadful TED talks. I can't even remember what it was about. I looked at my buddy, and I said, "wow this is so magnetizing!" I proceeded to fall asleep. My friend wakes me up later and remarks, "I thought you said that TED talk was magnetizing?"
I look at him with a laugh and elaborate, "well duh, magnets can also repel each other."
I hate me too.
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