A magician says to his audience, "I will make myself appear in 100 places in the room." He begins and counts"3, 2, 1, abracadabra." Nothing happens, so he try's again: "3, 2, 1, abracadabra." Still nothing happens. Flustered, he says " I wonder why it's not working, let me check my handbook" having fixed his magic trick, he clears his throat and says to the audience "3,2, 1, allahu akbar." Needless to say, his audience was blown away.
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