Magic

Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon
and become lost. After twenty hours with nothing to eat or
drink, one of them spots a lamp floating by. He picks it up
and a genie pops out. The genie notices the poor condition
of the brothers and grants them one wish between the two of
them.
After a lot of arguing over who gets the wish, one of them
blurts out, "I wish the ocean was made of beer."


Magically, the ocean turns to beer.


Infuriated, the other guy yells, "You idiot! Now we have to
piss in the boat!"