Little Johnny needed to go to the bathroom

So he told his mother "I need to poop!"

The mother was entertaining a bunch of friends and was clearly embarrassed to hear this out loud. So Johnny's mother leaned in and says "Next time you need to poop, say you need to whisper."

It was late night and the mother had gone to sleep. Little Johnny waddles into her room, and says to her "Mommy! I need to go whisper!" Dazed, the mother slurs "If you need to whisper, go do it in daddy's ear."