A man goes to a bar at the top of a skyscraper. He notices a man in suit and glasses take a swig of liquor, jump off the top of the building, and float all the way to the ground instead of falling to his death. After a few times of this happening, the man asks the other man, "How do you do that?"
The man in the glasses says drunkenly, "Oh this is my Magical Liquor. It gives anyone who drinks it the power to resist gravity. You should try some."
So the man does, takes a swig, and jumps out of the window, only to fall to his death.
The bartender nearby sighs, turns to the other man, and says to him: "Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
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