LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees.

One evening a man...

and his car broke down, he opens the car hood in attempt to fix it but can't...

What did my wife...

Wow, that's pretty nuts.

Morality test

This test only has one question but it's a very important one. By giving...

Breaking up

"They say that breaking up is hard to do - but it's much easier with a...

Two gay men are...

...on a plane. Let's call them Steve and Bill. "Dude, what if we had sex?"...

A little girl...

"Would you make a frog noise for me?" The grandad, confused asks, "why?" The...

How did the deaf...

He assigned it

Chuck Norris is...

Chuck Norris is the ultimate mutex, all threads fear him.

Yo Mamma's So...

Yo Momma's so ugly, the neighborhood kids dressed up as her for Halloween.

What is politics?

A kid ask his dad to explain politics to him. Dad says "Your mom runs the...