A man fills a lottery ticket, and he forgets he did so he goes out drinking with his buddies and leaves the ticket home.
After drinking a few beers he sees the TV show and the numbers who won the price. 7, 11, 14, 19, 23, 29 and 31. So he calls back home and asks his wife to check the number ticket in case he won.
Man: Honey is the number 7 in the ticket
Wife: Yes it is.
Man: 11?
Wife: Yes.
Man: 14?
Wife: Yes.
Man: OMG, what about 19?
Wife: Yees
Man: 23, 29?
Wife: I've got both em here
the man almost starts crying from happiness and with a shaky voice asks about the last number 31
Man: Honey honey. Last number 31? What about it?
Wife: Yes baby 31 is also in here but someone marked it.
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