Socrates and Plato debate loudly in heaven...

...as things heat up, Kant happens to pass nearby and shouts from a distance:

“Act only on that maxim through which you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law.”

Plato turns to Socrates:
“What did that Kant say?”

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