Lottery draw time on Channel 5 Frank thinks. Ticket out and ready for the numbers.
First Frank doesn't even pay lots of attention but when the forth number announced matches again one of the picked numbers on his ticket, Frank gets out of his chair full of excitement.
Number 5 and 6, he got it. Jackpot!!!
Frank is running through his living room, celebrating, laughing. His wife Maria takes notice storms into the room looks at him: "Dear lord what's happening, are you okay?"
"Maria, I have a winning lottery ticket. I won the Jackpot! Get the s suitcases ready!"
"Frank! We are going on holiday?"
"No Maria, you're moving out!"
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