Losing weight


Sex is the most practical and
funniest way of losing weight.
Look how many calories you can burn:


TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES
With her agreement - 12 cal
Without her agreement - 187 cal


TAKING OFF THE BRA
With both hands - 8 cal
With one hand - 12 cal
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal
With the mouth - 85 cal


PUTTING ON THE CONDOM
With erection - 6 cal
Without erection - 315 cal


PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal
Without caring at all - 0 cal


WHEN DOING IT
Holding her up - 12 cal
Just on the floor - 8 cal


POSITIONS
Daddy-mummy - 12 cal
69 laying - 8 cal
69 standing up - 112 cal
Trolley - 216 cal
Italian chandelier - 912 cal


HAVING AN ORGASM
Real - 112 cal
Fake - 315 cal


POST ORGASM
Staying in bed - 8 cal
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal
Explaining why you jumped off the bed - 816 cal


GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION
Between 16 and 19 years of age - 12 cal
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal
over 60 - 2916 cal


PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES
Quietly - 32 cal
Being in a hurry - 98 cal
With her husband opening the door - 218 cal


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing

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