After a long discussion, a father agrees to let his son put him in a nursing home as long as the son calls each day to check on him. The first night, the old man becomes aroused while a nurse is giving him a bath and she takes care of it for him.
The next day the son calls and his dad says, "Oh, don't worry about me son. This is a great place...I love it here."
That evening an orderly is helping the old man into bed but he falls and as he is on his hands and knees trying to get up, the orderly mounts him and violates him.
The next morning the son calls and is surprised to hear his father crying and begging to go home. "Dad, what could have happened to change your mind so quickly?"
"Son, it's like this," his father explains, "I only get aroused once a year, but I fall down nearly every day."
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