[Long]Two guys were sitting at a bar at the top of a tall skyscraper.

They were both slightly drunk. One of the guys turns to the other and says, “You know, you can jump off this 100 th floor ledge, fall about 50 floors and the winds will pick you up and put you right back on the ledge.”

The other guy says, “Bullshit. Bartender, another.”

The first guy, says “Really! I’ll demonstrate.”

The second guy says, “You’re crazy.”

The first guy says, “c’mon, I’ll show you.” He grabs the skeptic by his sleeve and drags him to the window, opens the window, and climbs out on the ledge. Just as he jumps, the skeptic grabs for him, but he’s too late and the jumper is gone. The skeptic gets nauseous as he watches the jumper fall. But after about 50 floors, the jumper slows down and starts rising. A moment later, he’s sitting on the ledge smiling and says “See?”

The skeptic shakes his head mutters, “Unbelievable.” walks back to the bar and orders another drink.

After a few minutes, the jumper says, “I’ll show you again” and he coaxes the skeptic back to the window. Hops up on the ledge and jumps. After falling about 50 floors, his fall slows and he starts to rise. A few seconds later, he’s back on the window ledge smiling.

Once again the skeptic shakes his head, walks back to the bar and orders another drink. After finishing the drink, he says, “I’m gonna try that.” The two of them walk over to the window. He hops up onto the ledge, hesitates for a moment then jumps.

The first guy watches as the jumper falls 100 floors to his death. He smiles, closes the window and walks back to the bar. “Bartender, make it a double.” The bartender pours the drink and hands it over and says, “You know, you can be a real asshole when you’re drunk Superman.”