Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo?Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first.Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmno_qrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p?Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
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