Little Johnny says to the teacher..
Miss, Miss I need to do a piss! The teacher says ' Johnny, the proper term is urinate. I want you to go to the toilet and when you come back i want you to use urinate in a sentence.'
Little Johnny goes to the toilet and rushes back. Teacher: ok Johnny, use urinate in a sentence. Johnny flashes back, "ok miss, urinate, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a 10!"
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