"Dad, what's the difference between potentially and actually??"
"Well son, let me give you an example..."
He turns to his wife and asks, "would you sleep with a stranger for a million dollars?"
She chuckles and says, "well for a million, I suppose I would."
The father then turns to his daughter and asks if she would do the same. She agrees that she probably would too.
"You see son, potentially we're millionaires, but actually we live with a pair of whores."
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