*Begin by poking your friend with one finger. Do not stop until the completion of the joke.*
An alien walks into a bar and walks up to a man having a drink.
Alien starts poking him.
The guy looks over at the alien and asks, "Hey man, do you mind?"
Alien keeps poking him.
The guy is beginning to get annoyed and says, "That's really starting to piss me off. Please stop poking me."
Alien keeps poking him.
At this point, the guy is completely fed up and issues one final warning. "If you don't stop poking this second, I'm going to rip your dick off!"
Alien keeps poking him.
The guy yells, "THAT'S IT!" He leaps out of his seat, pulls the aliens pants down and finds...nothing. The alien is completely smooth down there. The guy asks, "What the hell?! You have no genitalia! How do you even reproduce?!"
Alien keeps poking him.
*Continue poking your friend until the look of utter disgust appears on their face and they slap your hand away.*
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