Lollipop Salesman

Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They cam upon a
castle, dying of thirst they decided to go into the castle.
Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. The
three men decided to stay (obviously, what man wouldn't). For a
week they enjoyed themselves having sex many times a day with
the many beautiful women. After a week, the king of the castle
and his army of men came back. As he walked into his castle he
found the three men with his women. Pissed off the king ordered
his army to capture the three men and line them up against the
wall. Then the king said that each of them would be serverly
punished according to their occupation.


The king goes up the the first man and demands to know his
occupation. The first man replies..."Fireman." The king tells
his army, "Burn off his penis." Then he walked over to the
second man and asked his occupation. Hesitating the man
said...."I...I...I...I'm a police officer." The king ordered,
"Shoot off his penis." Then finally the King asks the third man
his occupation. With a huge smile on his face the man replied,
"Lollipop salesman."