A midget visits a prostitute...

...she tells him she doesn't usually have sex with midgets so will charge double. The midget explains he cannot afford this but promises that if she charges the regular price he will give her the best sex she has ever had.

She begrudgingly agrees and hops on the bed.

At this point the midget opens his bag and pulls out four large springs. He puts two under his knees and two under his elbows, and proceeds to fuck the prostitute senseless.

After 6 hours of mindblowing sex, they collapse on the bed in a post-orgasmic daze. After a few minutes the prostitute turns to the midget and tells him that he was indeed the best she had ever had and asks him what was his secret.

The midget replies, "Four sprung dwarf technique".

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