Steve and Jack were sick of their jobs and decided to return to school to further their education. Steve went to a career adviser to get some ideas on what classes to take. Among the available courses Logic caught his attention.
"What does this class teach you" he asked the adviser.
"Basic logic skill" Steve still looked puzzled so the adviser explained, "I'll give you an example, do you own a weed-wacker?"
"I do" Steve answered.
"Then using logic I can assume you probably have a lawn as well."
"I do!" Steve answered in amazement
The adviser went on, "Then I can logically assume that you also have a house and therefore the possibility of a wife and maybe a few kids."
"That's incredible!" Steve said, I'm taking that class.
When Steve and Jack met up later Jack asked Steve what classes he would take.
"Logic!" Steve said enthusiastically, and eager to show off a little he said, "watch this, do you own a weed-wacker?"
"No" Jack replied
Steve looked at him differently and asked, "Oh, are you gay?"
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