A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested for months saying he needed a job first. He always told her, "We can just live on love."
Finally, she relented and they got married. The morning after their honeymoon, she got up and sat on the heater. The hippy asked, "What are you doing?"
She replied, "Heating your breakfast."
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