During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, "I
want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here
at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and stop me!"
With that he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close
behind.
"Didn't you hear what I said? I don't want you to try and stop me."
"Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute, I'll go
with you."
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