After a long day of hunting the farmer shots himself a turkey and brings it home to start cleaning and cooking it up for dinner. The turkey made a great dinner and the farmers family quickly finished it and then went about their usual night time routine.
About a hour after dinner the farmers daughter comes up to the farmer and says
"Daddy daddy, I just went to the bathroom and peed shotgun pellets."
The farmer replies
"Well I'm sorry hunny, guess I didn't clean that turkey too well. It was a long day, now go upstairs and get ready for bed."
A hour after the daughter goes to bed the farmers wife comes up to him and tells him
"John you really messed up that turkey, I just went to the bathroom and pissed pellets"
The farmer replies
"I know Mary, Betty already told me. I'm sorry I'll clean it better next time."
Not to long later the farmers son approached the farmer saying
"Dad dad dad dad guess what?!?
"You pissed pellets, I know everyone else had already yelled at me"
"No dad I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
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