Teacher tells class today they are going to learn what each students dad does for a living.
Kid 1: my dad is a firefighter
Kid 2: my dad is a police
Little Tony says my dad is a male stripper at a gay bar and for the right price he will take a guy out back and give a hand job.
Disturbed by his response the teacher takes him out side and asked " is your dad really a stripper at a gay bar"?
Little Tony then replies "no he is the quarterback for the dallas cowboys, i was to ashamed to say that"
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