Little Timmy was told at school today, that everybody had a secret, so dark that they would do anything to keep it a secret.
So he decided to test this out.
He went to his mom and looked straight into her eyes and said : Mom I know your secret.
And without a moment passing his mom burst in tears and handed him 20 dollars, telling him to keep the secret to himself.
With 20 dollars in his pocket, he was quick running to his father, staring at him the way he stared at his mom stating : Dad... I know your secret.
With shaking hands his dad, grabbed his wallet from his pocket, dragging out a 100 dollar bill, handing it to Timmy , stating. "Don´t tell anyone about it".
Could this be? Timmy thought to himself and wow already got 120 bucks for this. And as he was going outside he was greeted by the post man.
Thinking that he could gain a quick buck he stared intensely at the mail man and with a clear sound voice he said to him. " I know your secret "
And in that same moment the postman, fell to his knee´s. "Come here son, I am so happy you finally know!"
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